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Thursday, 29 March 2012

HOW TO BUILD A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON


Note: I found this article circulating on the Internet. Although I amnot 100% certain of its authenticity, its implications, if true,are terrifying!

Dear brothers,
It's come to my attention, from reading the news reports circulating inthe decadent imperialistic Western media, that the only factor preventing our glorious organization from using biological and chemical weapons to wipe out the decadent polytheistic pork-eating invaders is lack of information on how to build them. Considering our lack of success so far in building a nuclear warhead using those supposedly fake plans wedownloaded from the Internet (which I am still not convinced were really fake, despite certain peculiarities like the step where we are supposed to buy plutonium from Toys R Us and to use any leftover plutonium as aninsect repellent), those few of us who are still alive need to be more careful this time to make sure the plans we download off the Internet are real and not another joke by a member of the Zionist baby-eating cabal trying to deceive usand get us all killed.
Do not be dissuaded, brothers, by those who tell you that anyone intelligent enough to know how to begin such an operation would never join an organization like ours while we're the process of being hunted down by the Americans and exterminated like rabid psychotic rats. Do not forget our glorious victory over the Crusaders, in which at least seven of us did not get torn to shreds by the machine gun fire of the Great Satan or blasted to pieces by this thingcalled a "JDAM"! All this talk about me having been blown to smithereens at Tora Bora back in December 2001 is nothing more than the desperate talk of fear-crazed decadent polytheistic infidels. I was not blown to smithereens.I was crushed to a bloody pulp by falling rocks and died in agony in thecoldness of the mountains.
I know. Bummer, man. All those sheep left undeflowered. Say hello to Ba-a-abs for me.
So I'm posting simplified instructions that I found while browsing the Internet using my AOL account. This is from a Web site called "Microbiology for Morons" and I have been assured by Allah himself it can be followed by any of us, if Allah is willing and can maybe provide some culture media to get us started.
Step 1: Obtain a virus. The best way to do this is to hang around some sick people and say,
"In the name of Allah, could you please sneeze on me? And for the love of Allah, could you barf on me while you're at it?"
Injecting yourself with dirty needles or rusty nails also sometimes helps. This is a good way to get the deadly tetanus virus-carrying chemical mentioned in that news article, for example. Allah be praised, cough cough!The best place to find sick people is in a "hospital", which is a large building, full of the high technology where the baby-eatingdevil-worshipers house their sick and injured. However, when you're in the hospital, to avoid suspicion, you need to appear to be sick or injured as well. The best way to accomplish this is to have one of your brothers whack you on the head a few times with a hammer. If no hammer is available, it is permissible to use a rock.
Step 2: Put the viruses into a bomb. The best explosive to use isnitroglycerin, because it won't hurt the viruses. Nitroglycerinmay be easily purchased at any hardware store. After you mix themtogether, it's important to shake well to be sure they're well-mixed.Allahu Ak---!
Step 3: Put a note on the bomb. Most of these infidels are used tothe idea of us blowing up those devil-worshiping organizations like the Red Cross and the United Nations, but they might not believe that we can build biological weapons too. Somehow they have gotten the idea that most of us are as dumb as dirt. So it is important to include a note. The note should follow the same format as a typical letter written by someone in their country. For example,
"Hi! How are you? We're not affiliated with Saddam Hussein or Kim Jong-Il at all. You can not stop us. We have this (add the name of the disease here). Sincerely, the Religion of Peace."
If you're not 100% sure what disease it is, the note should be modifiedto say, "We have this disease". There is nothing more embarrassingthan to tell infidels they will die of smallpox only to find outthat you started a tetanus epidemic instead. This makes us all look stupid and it's something we really need to avoid at this point. However, you should not write the note in the language of the countryyou are destroying. For example, if you're trying to blow up America,don't write it in English. This will only cause them to start looking for a white male with three names, like "Bubba Ray Jones"or "Richard Earl Williams" who drives a pickup truck with a gun rackand a Confederate flag in the back. This is what happened the last time. You may not believe this, brothers, but the American FBI isstill looking for former military scientists who have twangy accents. We may never get the proper credit for that one.
Step 4: Take the bomb to the target. When the customs agentasks you whether you're carrying a bomb, remember to say "yes". The security guard will naturally assume you're lying. Theybelieve that no terrorist would ever admit to carrying a bomb, and therefore anyone who answers "yes" cannot be a terrorist, so they will allow you to pass. Also, you must try to blend in. Allahu ak---I mean the decadent polytheistic god of the infidels ... what's his name ... Jesus. Yes, Jesus. Jesus akhbar. Say this repeatedly to avoid appearing suspicious.
Furthering the good name of Islam,
UBL (posthumously transcribed using a Ouija board by Abu al-Agbiyaa)

10 Scariest Bioweapons


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At one time or another, humans have turned to just about every viable option on the planet for new means of destroying one another. We've leveled forests, plundered the elements and diverted religion, philosophy, science and art to fuel humanity's desire for bloodshed. Along the way, we've even weaponized some of nature's most formidable viral, bacterial and fungal foes.


The world is home to a number of deadly viruses, bacteria and fungi. Biological warfare involves the human use of these agents to destroy one another. See more pictures of guns.
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The use of biological weapons, or bioweapons, dates back to the ancient world. As early as 1,50­0 B.C. the Hittites of Asia Minor recognized the power of contagions and sent plague victims into enemy lands. Armies, too, have long understood the powe­r of bioweapons, catapulting diseased corpses into besieged fortresses and poisoning enemy wells. Some historians even argue that the 10 biblical plagues Moses called down against the Egyptians may have been more of a concentrated campaign of biological warfare rather than the acts of a vengeful god [source: NPR].
Since those early days, advances in medical science have led to a vastly improved understanding of harmful pathogens and the way our immune systems deal with them. But while these advancements have led to vaccinations and cures, they have also led to the further weaponization of some of the most destructive biological agents on the planet.
The first half of the 20th century saw the use of the biological weapon anthrax by both the Germans and Japanese, as well as the subsequent development of biological weapons programs in nations such as the United States, the United Kingdom and Russia. Today, biological weapons are outlawed under 1972's Biological Weapons Convention and the Geneva Protocol. But while a number of nations have long destroyed their stockpiles of bioweapons and ceased research into their proliferation, the threat remains.
­In this article, we'll examine some of the leading bioweapon threats, as well as what the future of biological warfare may have in store for us all.



Bioweapon 10: Smallpox






An Ottawa tribe member confronts the British colonel who spread smallpox with infected blankets.
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The term "biological weapon" typically summons mental images of sterile government labs, hazmat suits and test tubes full of brightly colored liquid apocalypse. Historically, however, biological weapons have often taken much more mundane forms: a wandering exile, paper bags full of plague-infested fleas or even, during the1763 French and Indian War, a simple blanket.
At the orders of Cmdr. Sir Jeffrey Amherst, British forces infamously distributed smallpox-infected blankets to Native American tribes in Ottawa. The native inhabitants of the Americas were particularly susceptible to the illness since, unlike their European invaders, they hadn't encountered smallpox before and lacked any degree of immunity to it. The disease cut through the tribes like wildfire [source: Yount].
Smallpox is caused by the variola virus. The most common form of the disease has a 30 percent mortality rate [source: CDC]. Signs of smallpox include high fevers, body aches, and a rash that develops from fluid-filled bumps and scabs to permanent, pitted scars. The disease predominantly spreads through direct contact with an infected person's skin or bodily fluids, but also can be spread though the air in close, confined environments.
In 1967, the World Health Organization (WHO) spearheaded an effort to eradicate smallpox through mass vaccinations. As a result, 1977 marked the last naturally occurring case of smallpox. The disease was effectively eliminated from the natural world, but laboratory copies of smallpox still exist. Both Russia and the United States possess WHO-approved stores, but as smallpox played a role in several nations' bioweapons programs, it's unknown how many secret stockpiles still exist.
T­­he CDC classifies smallpox as a Category A biological weapon due to its high mortality rate and the fact that it can be transmitted through the air. While a smallpox vaccine exists, typically only medical and military personnel undergo vaccination -- meaning the rest of the population is very much at risk if smallpox were unleashed as a weapon. How might the virus be released? Probably in aerosol form or even in the old-fashioned wa­y: by sending an infected individual directly into the target area.
The method for unleashing a biological weapon doesn't have to be flashy, however. Consider how much press our next bioweapon received, all with a few postage stamps.